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  really important - Eurovision

  by Crumpet in

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  i need to come back to america asap!

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  i just put some money on betfair on britain to win.

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  Russia now - you know that European country called Russia.

  Sound a bit like Girls Aloud, but not anywhere near as good looking.

  Mind you not bad for Russians.

  reasonably catchy, though the black outfits not to my taste.

  5/10
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  really important - Eurovision

  by Crumpet in

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  2. entertainment

  i need to come back to america asap!

  so here's my whacky plan.

  i just put some money on betfair on britain to win.

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  Latvia - Their dates must have let them down and they've decided to sing instead.

  They all look a bit weird.

  They can sing though but that usually comes way behind the politics in this contest.

  5/10
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  really important - Eurovision

  by Crumpet in

  1. social
  2. entertainment

  i need to come back to america asap!

  so here's my whacky plan.

  i just put some money on betfair on britain to win.

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  France - What is the bald man in pink wearing?!

  Apparently it's designed by Jean Paul Gaultier - that explains it.

  Terrible song and they can't sing.

  Mind you this is EuroVISION so sort of will stick in the mind in a Derren Brown kind of way.

  3/10
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  really important - Eurovision

  by Crumpet in

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  2. entertainment

  i need to come back to america asap!

  so here's my whacky plan.

  i just put some money on betfair on britain to win.

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  Sweden - oh the seventies are back!

  Think he might swing both ways!

  Is it a he, or a very flat chested she?!

  Perhaps they are thinking that Abba won it in the seventies with Waterloo, so are going back in time.

  Thought I heard a bit of Status Quo going on too.

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  really important - Eurovision

  by Crumpet in

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  2. entertainment

  i need to come back to america asap!

  so here's my whacky plan.

  i just put some money on betfair on britain to win.

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  Georgia - should be singing 'Lady in Red' surely.

  A bit of cossack action going on in the background.

  Strange voice but also a strangely memorable song.

  What's all that painted on her back!

  3/10 no 4/10 no 5/10
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  really important - Eurovision

  by Crumpet in

  1. social
  2. entertainment

  i need to come back to america asap!

  so here's my whacky plan.

  i just put some money on betfair on britain to win.

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  Greece - pretty boy gay bloke on now. Girls look nice but he is absolutely rubbish!

  Thing with Greece thought - always guaranteed douze point from Cyprus.

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  really important - Eurovision

  by Crumpet in

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  i need to come back to america asap!

  so here's my whacky plan.

  i just put some money on betfair on britain to win.

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  If they sing in English at least all of Europe will be able to understand them. The Blair/Brown/Iraq war/sleaze will come into play when the voting starts.
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  really important - Eurovision

  by Crumpet in

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  i need to come back to america asap!

  so here's my whacky plan.

  i just put some money on betfair on britain to win.

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  Lithuania - is it the Shadows?

  Awful haircut, awful leather jacket, awful song - so a strong contender then.

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  really important - Eurovision

  by Crumpet in

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  i need to come back to america asap!

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  i just put some money on betfair on britain to win.

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  Her t-shirt said 'thank god I'm a JW"!

  Actually it said 'Thank God I'm a VIP'
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  really important - Eurovision

  by Crumpet in

  1. social
  2. entertainment

  i need to come back to america asap!

  so here's my whacky plan.

  i just put some money on betfair on britain to win.

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  3. 
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  Hungary - no expense spared on the props!

  Rather bluesey, not really Eurovision I suspect. It'll probably win now I've said that.

  3/10